Georgia Tech can't afford to lose anymore season ticket holders, but they just did. Over a strip search.
The punch lines just write themselves.
Actually, there is nothing lurid and extraterrestrially sexy about what happened. A season ticket holder tried to take a Chick-Fil-A into a game, was told she couldn't, then things got weird. The ticket season holder said she threw it away and then was given a through search by a female officer anyway. The female officer said the lady just started shucking clothes. She said, she said.
Either way, the plaintiff didn't renew her tickets, which just means more for you and me the last Saturday in November.
(h/t Amy at Dawgtoons)