In a newly released study, scientist have discovered the source of Tom Selleck's powerful mustache. In a stunning discovery using newly discovered technology that allows scientists to screen out extraneous background features like lips and chins, it has been proven that Tom Selleck's mustache is actually Missouri Offensive Coordinator David Yost's hair.
"We are shocked, frankly," muttered Dr. Jackson Kublonsk. "We never dreamed Tom Selleck could be associated with Yost."
Yost, who's contributions to college football include fooling the Jacksonville Jaguars into using a first round draft pick on Blain Gabbert and
inventing perfecting continuing to use the same plays Dutch Meyer invented, but with more athletic quarterbacks, wasn't available for comment.