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- Alabama - Blah, blah, dynasty.
- Georgia - Old conventional wisdom on UGA: Never quite good enough. New conventional wisdom: 5 yards from winning national championship.
- Texas A&M - The only folks that had a better month than Johnny Football were the proprietors of Hotqbmomsandgirlfriends.com.
- South Carolina - Jadeveon Clowney would beat 11 Ditkas, y'all.
- LSU - Old Les Miles: Eccentric. New Les Miles: Worse game manger than Mark Richt circa 2001.
- Florida - Look for Will Muschamp, sleeper Bulldog agent coming to IFC this Spring.
- Vandy - Feel good bowl win. Next step, being more than king of the dipshits in the SEC East.
- Ole Miss - Florida wishes they could travel like Ole Miss fans do.
- Mississippi State - [space intentionally left blank...like the look on Dan Mullen's face]
- Arkansas - The Hogs won the offseason's award for most shocking coaching shit. Again.
- Missouri - It was very nice of David Yost to fall on the grenade, but it doesn't hide the structural issues Missouri's offense faces in finding ways to get their talented QB in a position to make plays.
- Tennesee - Old UT coach: sarcastic and honest. New UT coach: dry and rah!rah!. *Sigh*
- Kentucky - So, you play in the SEC East and your in-state rival just had a statement win in a BCS bowl? At least you have basketbal....oh.
- Auburn - Highlight of the season has to be putting up more of a 1st Quarter fight against Alabama than Notre Dame did.
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