Friday Morning Meltdown: Auburn

Hoooo boy, do the stats look bad for Georgia. Auburn is gaining over 500 yards per game. Their yard per play is awesome, gaining 7/10 of a first down on every play. Yes, we can do the same, but we haven't faced an offense like this.

Crap I'm worried about:

• Nick Marshall finding where I keep my poker money.
• Todd Gurley forgetting how to run.
• Hutson Mason finally deciding he is really Agent Mason, proletariat of the Golden Eagle.
• The Edge playing defense better than we do on the edge.
• Kristie Malzahn.
• Nick Chubbs ankle.
• Quayvon Hicks fair catch face.
• Watching yet another fumble bounce helpfully into the waiting hands of an Auburn line man, who manages to return it for a touchdown while every offensive player misses a tackle.
• Nick Fairly, defensive line technique coach.
• Trooper Taylor's towel.
• Reynolds, Georgia police department being the guest SEC officials for the game.
• Georgia trying to kick a long FG at the end of regulation to win.
• Jeff Schultz thinking we'll win.

Dude.

TD

Tweet