As always, it's most certainly not safe for work. Although, he makes great points on Mrs. Kiffin.
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Showing posts with label Pulpwood Smith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pulpwood Smith. Show all posts
October 9, 2009
September 17, 2009
Pulpwood Wants A Pork Chop
Pulpwood pontificates on the Hawgs, Petrino and the local populace of Fayetteville. It's a classic. Still not safe for work though, slaves.
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September 1, 2009
Pulpwood Smith on Oklahoma State
Pulpwood comes out of hibernation to address the situation in Stillwater. As always the language is not safe for work. Pulpwood is fairly colorful that way. Remember, he ain't got time for this b.s. He's got kids to raise.
See Also:
-- Pulpwood Smith Archive - Anti-Orange Page
-- Who is Pulpwood Smith (the real Pulpwood anyway) - DawgRant
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See Also:
-- Pulpwood Smith Archive - Anti-Orange Page
-- Who is Pulpwood Smith (the real Pulpwood anyway) - DawgRant
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October 22, 2008
September 11, 2008
Pulpwood Smith: Georgia vs SC Preview
Pulpwood Smith provides his unique brand of insight for the Bulldogs vs Gamecocks game. As always...warning...profanity.
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December 28, 2007
Pulpwood Smith on Hawaii
Pulpwood has two updates up from New Orleans. The first one is from two weeks ago, the latest one is this week.
Note: As always, Pulpwood's use profanity is a skill he honed to perfection while incarcerated. So as always, his updates are rated R for extreme language.PWD
Note: As always, Pulpwood's use profanity is a skill he honed to perfection while incarcerated. So as always, his updates are rated R for extreme language.PWD
November 21, 2007
Pre-Tech News and Notes
First of all, here's Pulpwood's latest prediction: It involves whipped backsides and a pink shirt. Pulpwood calls from jail where the rules on cussin' are different than at your office, so check your employee handbook regarding use of company computers to access foul mouthed monkey speak about your favorite football team.
Perennial spring superstar and one time second string tailback Jason Johnson was forced to give up football due to a spinal condition. Johnson saw action in several games this year, rushing for 22 yards on 9 attempts. Jason has been a good Dawg for the past four years and we wish him well.
If you are still following the beauty contest and perpetual P.R. campaign known as the Heisman race, Georgia's players have some bold statements for you. They don't like Tebow, as Kelin Johnson said, "He doesn't have my vote." (Kelin, by the way, doesn't actually have a vote.) Tebow's lackluster play in Jacksonville has blinded us to the fact that he is the first player in NCAA history to run for twenty touchdowns and throw for twenty more. Stafford picks Oregon's Dennis Dixson, even though he is out for the year with an ACL tear. Kelin's actual pick was Darren McFadden, although Rennie Curran said "we would destroy him, too." Easy there, Rennie. I still have memories of McFadden's last trip to Athens rattling around in my head causing significant trauma.
Perennial spring superstar and one time second string tailback Jason Johnson was forced to give up football due to a spinal condition. Johnson saw action in several games this year, rushing for 22 yards on 9 attempts. Jason has been a good Dawg for the past four years and we wish him well.
If you are still following the beauty contest and perpetual P.R. campaign known as the Heisman race, Georgia's players have some bold statements for you. They don't like Tebow, as Kelin Johnson said, "He doesn't have my vote." (Kelin, by the way, doesn't actually have a vote.) Tebow's lackluster play in Jacksonville has blinded us to the fact that he is the first player in NCAA history to run for twenty touchdowns and throw for twenty more. Stafford picks Oregon's Dennis Dixson, even though he is out for the year with an ACL tear. Kelin's actual pick was Darren McFadden, although Rennie Curran said "we would destroy him, too." Easy there, Rennie. I still have memories of McFadden's last trip to Athens rattling around in my head causing significant trauma.
The background comments on that video aren't needed because that is what every knowledgeable football fan should be saying.
I know this is the Georgia SPORTS Blog, but special mention needs to go out to Deep Shah and Katherine Vyborny. These two UGA students were awarded Rhodes scholarships this week. That's two more Rhodes scholars than Vanderbilt, Florida, and Georgia Tech. Please remember this when confronting Tech fans this weekend.
BEAT TECH!
Quinton
November 15, 2007
Andrea "Pulpwood" Smith on the UK Game
Andrea Pulpwood Smith has been the SEC's best prognosticator this season with his live from prison picks. Many of you know that Pulpwood was a fullback and Georgia's leading rusher in 1984 until he was sidelined with academic issues. He was a hard hitting, hard living beast man until his untimely academic demise.
Anyway - the latest installment of his Predictions from Jail series is outrageously funny. Be warned, the language is not safe for work. But what do you expect from a phone call from the state penitentiary?
-- Pulpwood on the UK Game
See Also:
-- Pulpwood Smith on the Auburn Game
-- Pulpwood on the Florida Game
-- Pulpwood on the Bama Game
-- Remembering Pulpwood - DawgRant.com
-- UK vs. UGA Tickets - Stubhub
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(yeah, I know it's not really Pulpwood. But that takes much of the fun out of it now doesn't it?)
Anyway - the latest installment of his Predictions from Jail series is outrageously funny. Be warned, the language is not safe for work. But what do you expect from a phone call from the state penitentiary?
-- Pulpwood on the UK Game
See Also:
-- Pulpwood Smith on the Auburn Game
-- Pulpwood on the Florida Game
-- Pulpwood on the Bama Game
-- Remembering Pulpwood - DawgRant.com
-- UK vs. UGA Tickets - Stubhub
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(yeah, I know it's not really Pulpwood. But that takes much of the fun out of it now doesn't it?)
