The State.com did a poll on the walking sex that is Stephen Garcia.  You can vote 
here for your favorite Garcia.  
I have put together a handy voting guide.  All pictures are from the State.com website.  I assume they took them from the upcoming Playgirl pictorial "The Men of Northern Hillsborough".
| Year: Actor to portray him | Motto  | Drink of Choice | Stats | 
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| 2007: Played by Billy Ray Cyrus |  
  | Where are all the high school chicks? | Mickeys | Redshirt, but did hook up with a several cougars at Gervais & Vine. | 
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| 2008: Played by Vincent D'Onofrio, circa 1988 |  
  | Love is like an earthquake, you just ride up and down, hanging on for dear life.  In the morning, you call a cab. | Black Hole shots, Grolsch chaser | Was a hit with art students and punk girls. Oh, and definitely the townies. Decent season on the field. | 
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| 2009: Played by Tom Welling |  
  | Like, Cold Play just moves me.  | Mojitos, Cutty and water | Really came into his own on the field (239/432, 2862 yds).  Really grew into the big man on campus, so to speak, with the sorority crowd.  
 | 
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| 2010: Played by Scott Stapp post Creed |  
  | Hos before Bros. | Natty Lite, PBR chaser | Awesome season, culminating with a five star night in Atlanta, yah know what I mean boyz. | 
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| 2011: Played by Ashton Kutcher |  
  | Yes, that is a foot...ball in my pants.  | Jack Daniels, neat. | Set a new record for suspensions.  Living much cleaner, meaning he always at least gets a name and number first. | 
TD
(h/t @EDSBS) 
 
4 comments:
Nicely Done!
Oh em gee this is amazing.
First one looks like a fat version of Tanneyhill! Well played Sir!
awesome!
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