I'd most enjoy a beer with:
Danny Ford
Similar to Barry Switzer, you'd hear stories that would amaze, offend, and question your basic human belief in right and wrong.
I'd most enjoy Jack on the Rocks with:
Johnny Majors
Like another said of Erk Russell...Majors is good at this; and people like to do things they're good at it. It'd be interesting to hear how many insults about Fulmer he could work into a single glass.
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Bum Phillips
I know we're supposed to be limited to college coaches...but can you imagine Bum taking off his hat and asking you, "Hold this," as he's hoisted into the air.
(Photo: "You had best not have light beer there fella.")
I'd like to take a shot of Jager and then punch him in the face for being a jerk:
Gary Barnett
Head Coach Colorado