I'd most enjoy a beer with:
Similar to Barry Switzer, you'd hear stories that would amaze, offend, and question your basic human belief in right and wrong.
I'd most enjoy Jack on the Rocks with:
Like another said of Erk Russell...Majors is good at this; and people like to do things they're good at it. It'd be interesting to hear how many insults about Fulmer he could work into a single glass.
I know we're supposed to be limited to college coaches...but can you imagine Bum taking off his hat and asking you, "Hold this," as he's hoisted into the air.
(Photo: "You had best not have light beer there fella.")
I'd like to take a shot of Jager and then punch him in the face for being a jerk:
Head Coach Colorado