Why this stock is a winner:
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If the game were an 8:00 pm start time, we wouldn't be issuing a Strong Buy rating on Sharper Image. However, this game is scheduled for a 10:00 a.m. CST kickoff on Jan. 2nd. Meaning that Senor Sleepy Head will have to get to the stadium by 7:30 for pre-game meetings with the production team.
Allowing for travel time from the hotel to the Cotton Bowl; waiting for the cab at the hotel; eating breakfast; applying the appropriate hair care products and facial creams; allowing teeth whitening strips time to work; staring into the mirror vainly for the proper amount of time; and selecting the proper man purse from his collection for the first and second halves, I would say that Rix will probably have to set his alarm clocks for....Dec. 29th to get up that early.
Buy this stock.
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2 comments:
Kinda reminds me of that episode of "Seinfeld" where Jerry had that Trinidadian marathon runner staying over at his apartment so that he could make sure they guy woke up on time for his race. "I'm tellin' you, Elaine doesn't know what the hell she's doin'! I gotta take over this whole operation!"
I'll actually be at the game, so my moblogging and mopodcast should provide as good analysis as Rixy does.
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