South Carolina has been dethroned as team with the lamest and uncomfortably phallic mascot in sports. South Carolina, success eludes you even as a punchline and object of derision.
Who knew Rhode Island School of Design has a hockey team? It turns out they're called the NADS (not to be confused with RISD's basketball team, the Balls).
The hockey team has its own cheer: Go NADS! (I kid you not). It also turns out the NADS have a mascot. Scrotie. (Note: This is a must click image). One imagines that Scrotie would be extremely excited about the game for a solid 2-3 minutes, then get kind of sleepy and lose interest for an hour or so. Presumably, he only enters the playing surface between periods. Additionally, icing the puck is penalized by temporary blindness and hair on your palms.
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