Ninja Fights for His Rights...to an Apology

We usually stay on top of the Ninja news at UGA. Somehow, this one slipped past the editorial staff. UGA's much-maligned Methodist Ninja is seeking an apology from the ATF agents who violated his civil rights and beat the unshirted hell out of him for...well...nothing.

My first thought is Ninja Dawg should have thanked his lucky ninja stars that he didn't get taken out down in DeKalb County. DeKalb County police officers make overreacting beer-gutted good old boys in the ATF look like pushovers. I know we can't expect much from ATF agents, who after all are still government workers, but the part about the ATF agent accusing him of having a gun is just ridiculous. Who ever heard of a ninja packing heat?

Of course, a real ninja would not seek an apology, he would just take it and leave a few scars as a lesson. But I suppose a Methodist ninja is more forgiving than the run-of-the-mill whirling dervish of death.

Photo Credit: Dan

Think the ninja onslaught is just a local phenomenon? Then you obviously aren't a regular reader of PiratesVersusNinjas.net.

The worst part of the whole story: "Ransom was treated for injuries, including a large bruise on his back. Marc Jackson, a spokesman for the Atlanta Field Division of the ATF, declined to comment, saying the agency doesn't want to "breathe new life into the story." Marc Jackson, you are a horse's ass. Is it too much to concede that your mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging goons regret any injuries to the kid?

The Jeremiah Ransom was unavailable for comment at press time...or perhaps he was just covertly moving around in your home. Here's hoping he gets his apology.


Dawgnoxious,
Bureau Chief
Ninja Division

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