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August 22, 2011

Playing the Role of Terrence Cody will be Alshon Jeffrey

I know a fat man when I see one.  I see 1.

It is a three weeks until we take on South Carolina in Athens, so a lot can change, but if Jeffrey is playing up around my weight, I don't care how good his hands are, we can send an end out to cover him.  Unless this is some weird Spurrieresque plan that involves moving Jeffrey to Hback/Full Back to get Garcia another option to dump the ball off to so his passing stats stay up, thereby keeping him off the sauce.

He looks like Jamarcus Russell right before Al Davis mumbled incoherently at him about aliens and stuff.

TD

12 comments:

citizencrane said...

I really pity the CB or LB who gets burned By Moobs

Stephen said...

I have seen this pic before, and I am wondering.. is that really him? wow.. is this photoshopped or something? I am having a hard time being scared of that if its really him...

Paul Westerdawg said...

If Lattimore is 230 lbs, then Jeffery is every bit of 250-260 lbs. We'll see. As I understand it, this pic was taken in late July.

He can get back down to 230. But dude. That's a tire.

Best line from a message board...

Comment 1: "Remember, the camera adds 15 lbs."

Comment 2: "Damn, how many cameras were on him!"

Tyler Dawgden said...

Sure looks like him: http://gamecocksonline.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/jeffery_alshon00.html

coreyugacubs9 said...

Did Garcia get him pregnant?!!!!!!!! I think its really about time stephan lays off the booze haha lol jk but wow he really is over weight hopefully Boykin can shut him down

Tyler Dawgden said...

"Did Garcia get him pregnant?!!!!!!!!"

I think we can close comments now.

81Dog said...

Jeffery to DBs: GET IN MAH BELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's his blood type, anyway? Ragu? If he gets any bigger, he's going to have the best hands of any OT in South Carolina history.

sUGArdaddy said...

I noticed the same thing on the SI cover pic of him. Dude got fat & happy

Ryan said...

Can we beat their asses before we start talking school yard shit?

Just because we fill out the uniform better doesn't mean we know how to play a complete football game.

College football isn't a beauty pageant. We've learned that a couple of times over.

castleberry said...

Forget the tire. That is a solid c cup. Will he shake his tits to get open?

Anonymous said...

Looks like a guy nearby pumping gas??

Anonymous said...

I thought this was one of those "Fat Picture" apps. It's hard to catch with Bojangles grease all over your hands.

 
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