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Not sure how long this will be up, but hilarity.

2:22pm:

Coaching Staff

Name	Position	Seasons at Tennessee	Alma Mater
Derek Dooleave	Head coach	3	Virginia (1991)
Jim Chaney	Offensive Coordinator, Quarterback	4	Central Missouri State (1983)
Darin Hinshaw	Wide Receivers	3	Central Florida (1993)
Jay Graham	Running Backs	1	Tennessee (1996)
Sam Pittman	Offensive Line	1	Pittsburg State (Kan.) (1985)
Sal Sunseri	Defensive Coordinator, Line Backers	1	Pittsburgh (1981)
John Palermo	Defensive Line	1	Florida State (1973)
Charlie Coiner	Special Teams, Tight Ends	1	Appalachian State (1986)
Derrick Ansley	Cornerbacks	1	Troy (2005)
Josh Conkin	Safeties	1	Northwestern State (2003)

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2:31pm:

Coaching Staff

Name	Position	Seasons at Tennessee	Alma Mater
John Gruden	Head coach	3	Virginia (1991)
Jim Chaney	Offensive Coordinator, Quarterback	4	Central Missouri State (1983)
Darin Hinshaw	Wide Receivers	3	Central Florida (1993)
Jay Graham	Running Backs	1	Tennessee (1996)
Sam Pittman	Offensive Line	1	Pittsburg State (Kan.) (1985)
Sal Sunseri	Defensive Coordinator, Line Backers	1	Pittsburgh (1981)
John Palermo	Defensive Line	1	Florida State (1973)
Charlie Coiner	Special Teams, Tight Ends	1	Appalachian State (1986)
Derrick Ansley	Cornerbacks	1	Troy (2005)
Josh Conkin	Safeties	1	Northwestern State (2003)

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2:49pm:

Coaching Staff

Name	Position	Seasons at Tennessee	Alma Mater
Jon Gruden	Head coach	1	Tennessee (1991)
Jim Chaney	Offensive Coordinator, Quarterback	4	Central Missouri State (1983)
Darin Hinshaw	Wide Receivers	3	Central Florida (1993)
Jay Graham	Running Backs	1	Tennessee (1996)
Sam Pittman	Offensive Line	1	Pittsburg State (Kan.) (1985)
Sal Sunseri	Defensive Coordinator, Line Backers	1	Pittsburgh (1981)
John Palermo	Defensive Line	1	Florida State (1973)
Charlie Coiner	Special Teams, Tight Ends	1	Appalachian State (1986)
Derrick Ansley	Cornerbacks	1	Troy (2005)
Josh Conkin	Safeties	1	Northwestern State (2003)

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Date	Time	Opponent#	Rank#	Site	TV	Result	Attendance
August 31	7:30 PM	vs. NC State*		Georgia Dome • Atlanta, GA (Chick-fil-A College Kickoff)	ESPNU	L 0-99	55,529
September 8	4:00 PM	(FCS) Georgia State*	#23	NEYLAND Stadium • Knoxville, TN	PPV	L 0-225	87,821
September 15	6:00 PM	#18 Florida	#23	NEYLAND Stadium • Knoxville, TN (Third Saturday In September)	ESPN	L 0-Infinite	102,455
September 22	7:30 PM	Akron*		NEYLAND Stadium • Knoxville, TN	CSS	L 0-56	81,719
September 29	3:30 PM	at #5 Georgia		Sanford Stadium • Athens, GA	CBS	L 0-72	92,746
October 13	9:00 PM	at #19 Mississippi State		Davis Wade Stadium • Starkville, MS	ESPN2	L 0-99	57,831
October 20	7:00 PM	#1 Alabama		NEYLAND Stadium • Knoxville, TN	ESPN	L 13–44	102,455
October 27	12:00 PM	at #17 South Carolina		Williams-Brice Stadium • Columbia, SC	ESPN	L 0-100tybillion	80,250
November 3	12:00 PM	Troy*		NEYLAND Stadium • Knoxville, TN	ESPN3	L -infinite - 49
November 10	TBA	Missouri		NEYLAND Stadium • Knoxville, TN		L -50 - 199
November 17	TBA	at Vanderbilt		Vanderbilt Stadium • Nashville, TN		L -90 - 45
November 24	TBA	Kentucky		NEYLAND Stadium • Knoxville, TN (Battle for the Barrel)		L -30 - 63
*Non-conference game. Homecoming. #Rankings from AP Poll. All times are in Eastern Time. All dates, times, and TV are tentative and subject to change.

As of 3:15pm, the Tennessee partisans have hijacked the page. They now have Tennessee already winning the 2012 SEC Championship. Although they do still have them losing to Georgia, so there is that.

(H/t Wes Rucker)

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