Here's a few to get you started:"I'm just going to take some of your excess points and spread them around a little bit to the teams who don't have as many."
or
Obama covets Tebow's "What Would I Do" bracelet.
April 24, 2009
Caption This Photo!
Here's a few to get you started:"I'm just going to take some of your excess points and spread them around a little bit to the teams who don't have as many."
or
Obama covets Tebow's "What Would I Do" bracelet.
71 comments:
"Do you know if Armani makes a Jean Short?"
Tom Brennaman is a better person today because of this meeting.
Mr. President. Do you want me to take a little off the top while I'm here?
O: "I understand you were wounded. Where were you hit?"
T: "In the foreskin."
Gradulations.
"Holy Crap! I'm shaking hands with TIM FREAKIN' TEBOW!"
Did you use a teleprompter after your loss to Ole Miss?
Player with Camera: "I can't believe I'm getting to meet Tim Tebow!"
Do you know if Percy was able to get what he needed on 12th street?
Is this how you bow to a King? Want to make sure I get it right like you did with the Saudis....
Obama: "Don't you try to circumsize me!"
"You're never gonna see another president work as hard as I am the rest of my term....hahahaha jk"
Obama: You're the mesiah!
Tebow: No, you're the mesiah!
Obama: How can I be the mesiah when you're the mesiah?
Hell Mant. Maybe he should kiss him on the lips instead?
Pssst.... Hey, Tim...
That's not the King of Saudi Arabia...
Wonder twin powers activate! Shape of money! Form of money re-distribution machine!
O: "You should come to this great church I go to. Rev. Wright has some great sermons"
"Mr President, who do you think is the bigger kiss-ass, Thom Brennamen or Chris Matthews?"
Obama: "Tim, I'm a big fan.....but look at me.....I'm the freakin' Prezbo! Seriously, name one thing you have that I could never get!"
Tebow: "A Georgia win?"
Wow, the political "humor" just caused this site's political meter to jump to the right a little bit.
Are you a teabagger Timmy?
Obama: Congratulations, how do you feel?
Tebow: I gotta pee.
Obama: [Turning to Biden] I believe he said he had to go pee. Heh heh.
"The Face of Christianity meet The Face of NON-Christianity."
Timmy, you really need to change it to "What Would Obama Do?"
Obama: "whats wrong with your posture?"
No Mr. President, you're supposed to come up from behind me.
Obama: "Looks like you got closer to the President then you did the first down against Ole Miss"
-or-
Obama: "1, 2, 3, 4, I declare thumb war!"
I've been practicing this curtsy all week.
"It's OK Tim,"
"I had the Secret Service escort Marcus Howard out of the building."
"Get up, dammit."
"Who do you think I am...a Saudi prince?"
Jesus, Christ.
TT: When you ascended into heaven, did you get a little light-headed?
PBO: You too?
Hey Prez,
Why didn't you even give me a look when searching for a Sec of State. Didn't you see the piece ESPN did about all my global missions work? And did you see my press conf. after the Ole Miss loss? I would work just as hard for you.
TT: Wow, this one isn't dumb as dirt like the last one.
The President reaches out to the gay community.
Simultaneously they whisper, "Crap, I guess I really do have to shake hands with this douche-bag."
The caption should merely read, "Two people shaking hands that I care nothing about."
Wait, got another...
Obama: "Thanks Timmy for raising that Portuguese Water Dog for us, we've really enjoyed it!"
Timmy: "No problem Mr. President. By the way, it's already been neutered."
One cancels out the other so nobody is better off for meeting the other.
That's it...just a little lower Timmy...
TT: Oh, you're part Kenyan? I hope to do some mission work there.
PBO: Actually I only met my father once. I was really raised by my Kansas grandparents in Hawaii, Rock Chalk bra.
TT: So you're really just some mid-western liberal with tan skin?
PBO: Precisely.
TT: Why do you sound like a southern black preacher?
PBO: Cuz Dog the Bounty Hunter has cornered the faux Hawaiian accent.
PBO (without teleprompter): Did you hear about the retard who was giving circumsisions?
TT: Sir, I'm a bit disturbed that you would make such a joke.
PBO: Cut me some slack, this is my first job. Before this, I was an Adjunct Professor (non-tenure track, no research or writing requirements) and a state rep in the most crooked State in the country.
TT: Sir?
PBO(reading telepromter): Go Gator.
"Which one of you guys is Percy Harvey?"
Mr. President, is this how you bowed for the King of Saudi Arabia?
Obama: "Get Percy to hook me up with that sticky icky"
Tebow: "I got you"
Mr. President, how much will coach Meyer's taxes go up when he gets another round of bonuses for winning the National Championship next year?
PBO: Thanks for the signed ball but what I really want is a pair of Tim Tebow pajamas!
"Your welcome, Mr. President."
If I were president and the Gators won a National Title in anything, I'd send the Under Secretary of Sewage Treatment to meet them.
Damned if I'm letting them in my house.
Winners.
--
Good to see the resident Lester Maddox's on the blog still come to post.
Slow news day, PWD?
O: "Tell corch Urban Myers I said 'go gatuh'"
This is not the caption, but what I really want to know is why is Reggie Bush in the background?
Hilarious to hear or see people mocking Obama for speech issues
Nevermind we just got done through 8 years with the single worst public speaker in the history of mankind with or without a teleprompter
AppleDawg.... I made the joke however I think the best thing that could have happened to the Bush Presidency would have been a teleprompter
AppleDawg
These are just jokes my friend.
"We might as well do this twice so we can save you the trip back next year."
O: You guys had better go out and buy your AK-67s while you still can.
- or -
O: Hey Tim, you're 1-1 against the Dawgs. That's better than Emmitt Smith, right.
Barack Obama has to double-take at the GPOOE's famous Guido haircut.
PBO: "How the hell did you get your hair like that?"
GPOOE: "My Momma did it."
PBO: "Really?"
GPOOE: "Mmmhmm."
PBO: "And why are you leaning over like that?"
GPOOE: "I just farted..."
PBO: "Ahh."
(JM stole my thunder with the Forrest Gump pee reference...nice work)
TT: "Mr. President. I heard that you hate America, Christians and Kittens. Is that true?"
P: "No, son. You can't believe everything you hear. It's just like those crazy rumors about you performing circumcisions. Some people just like to tell outright lies."
TT: "Uh, well...."
Tebow: I can't believe they are making me shake this imposter's hand.
Obama: Son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod!
Tebow: It's good to get a strong handshake from a president. Bush's handshake was like a limp rag.
Obama: Is it true the Mighty Gators have beaten the puppies 16 of the last 19 games?
Obama: "that was sooo hot when tony joiner kissed you"
Good meets Evil
"The Ambiguosly Gay Duo"
Don't worry Turd-blow, I'll make Stafford share some of his record setting, over-all number one draft pick millions with you buddy.
Obama: "I'm here for the gangbang"
44 meets 47.
2012 Barry O. You just wait...
Post a Comment