"SEC West separates itself from a lot of other conferences because of the offense & defensive lines."
-Gene Chizik, Auburn coach while channeling Les Miles, apparently
Well, certainly. Do I look stupid?
-John L. Smith, Arkansas coach on if he wants to coach at Arkansas beyond his 10 month contract
"We played everybody but the Green Bay Packers"
-Les Miles, LSU coach on their 2011 schedule (recycling a line from last season)
“I’m selling our basketball program, I would be crazy to fight that.”
-Joker Phillps, Kentucky coach on the Wildcat basketball program
“We ain’t really worried about that new coach. He’s not gonna get out there and play a snap.”
-Johnthan Banks, Mississippi State DB on Mississippi's Hugh Freeze
"No game is won on the twitter page. It's a nice pastime, like media days"
-Lesticles, on Tyrann Matheiu's Twitter habit
"Corey we know is a junior. Again, Emory and Philip were juniors last year and we brought them here last year, as I recall."
- Chizik, on the players he brought to Media Days
"I'm not sitting down right now, so there's nothing hot"
-Phillips, on the hot seat talk in Lexington
"Coach Dooley never complained about it being in Jacksonville."
-Will Muschamp, Florida coach on the Georgia/Florida game